Not Quite Martha
A colorful view of the less-advertised nuances of motherhood
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
P.S. Pick up milk.
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Dear Future Suttie and Molly, You’re welcome. You’re welcome for whooping your tails when you needed it. You’re better for it, whic...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
“And when I’m 35, I’m going as Thor’s second cousin’s hairdresser…”
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Ah, Halloween…the time of year when we can dress our children up like the living nightmares that they are. I kid. One t...
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Tuesday, October 15, 2013
For better, for worse, for richer, for....pass.
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2013 has been an unlucky year of expenses for the O’Neals. I don’t want to bore you with the details, but here are the highlight...
Monday, October 7, 2013
The 5 Stages of Parenting Grief
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I realized something today as I watched Molly throw a fit in Publix because one of the bag people (politically correct?) tried to give...
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Sorry, kids, but a helmet a day keeps Mommy's night terrors away
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This post is going to start with a simple request. Will everyone please stop trying to scare the living poo out of me? I just finished r...
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Sibling love: If Suttie doesn't make it, can I have his bath toys?
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Right now, right in this moment, my children love each other. I mean truly, deeply care about each other, and although they ...
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