Not Quite Martha

A colorful view of the less-advertised nuances of motherhood

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

“And when I’m 35, I’m going as Thor’s second cousin’s hairdresser…”

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Ah, Halloween…the time of year when we can dress our children up like the living nightmares that they are. I kid. One t...
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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

For better, for worse, for richer, for....pass.

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2013 has been an unlucky year of expenses for the O’Neals. I don’t want to bore you with the details, but here are the highlight...
Monday, October 7, 2013

The 5 Stages of Parenting Grief

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I realized something today as I watched Molly throw a fit in Publix because one of the bag people (politically correct?) tried to give...
Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Sorry, kids, but a helmet a day keeps Mommy's night terrors away

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This post is going to start with a simple request. Will everyone please stop trying to scare the living poo out of me? I just finished r...
Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Sibling love: If Suttie doesn't make it, can I have his bath toys?

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Right now, right in this moment, my children love each other. I mean truly, deeply care about each other, and although they ...
Thursday, September 5, 2013

Are those stirrup pants because this sure feels like Nineteen Eighty-Four?

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A while back, I saw a friend at the Babies R Us/Toys R Us customer service desk as she was returning a broken baby monitor a...
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